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mATH HOMEWORK??? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:19:15 -0500

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

Nobody really loves you for who you are, why the fuck would they do that?

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:56:41 -0500

Nobody really loves you for who you are, why the fuck would they do that?

Hands off, ladies, he’s taken.

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:45:54 -0500

Hands off, ladies, he’s taken.

garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:06:59 -0500

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

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Fri, 17 May 2013 16:03:53 -0500

doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:03:46 -0500

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

dexstarrofearth: xchickengirlx: “So my friends cat turned one....

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:03:32 -0500

dexstarrofearth:

xchickengirlx:

“So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”

sobs hysterically

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Fri, 17 May 2013 16:00:11 -0500

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:48:03 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

"I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found."

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:46:51 -0500

“I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found.”

- John Steinbeck (via quote-book)

claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattooif you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:45:51 -0500

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

This little kid who had a huge crush on me in high school added me on facebook last night and it...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:45:03 -0500

This little kid who had a huge crush on me in high school added me on facebook last night and it turns out that he now already has a wife and a kid.

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:01:28 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

ryandonato: Victoria Ling

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:22:28 -0500

ryandonato:

Victoria Ling

sexinsocks: Today I read that if two pieces of metal touch in space, they become permanently fused...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:19:22 -0500

sexinsocks:

Today I read that if two pieces of metal touch in space, they become permanently fused together,

and it reminded me of how when I hold someone’s hand, I pretend that I don’t ever have to let go.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 20:19:01 -0500

"Whatever you desire is already connected in some way to who you are and what you now have. Find that..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:14:01 -0500

““Whatever you desire is already connected in some way to who you are and what you now have. Find that way, follow the connection.””

- Ralph Marston (via creatingaquietmind)

tastefullyoffensive: Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:07:48 -0500

Steve Carell

Angelina Jolie

Keanu Reeves

Leonardo DiCaprio

Taylor Swift

Jim Parsons

Robert Downey, Jr.

Mama June (Honey Boo Boo's Mom)

tastefullyoffensive:

Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities

[worth1000/laughingsquid]

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:07:12 -0500

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

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Thu, 16 May 2013 20:05:19 -0500