May 2013
You pee and brush your teeth at the same time, it’s a beautiful thing.
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
Reb: Would you pay a million dollars for me if you had to?
Chase: Define "had to"
I think, if I read a book you’ll be so proud of me
For falling in love with something new
And leaving you alone for a little while
Therefore, I search for one
I will comb myself into chains In between the tap dance clan And your ballerina gang I have come for the beekeeper I know you want my You want my queen Anything but this Can you use me instead?
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
“I just thought it was so romantic—the idea that you don’t need to be loved in...”
– Ryan Gosling (via imfantasyparade)
cosmo tip #655
expertcosmotips:
need a quick and easy breakup plan? pretend you don’t know who he is
mATH HOMEWORK???
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
Nobody really loves you for who you are, why the fuck would they do that?
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
“I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found.”
– John Steinbeck (via quote-book)
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
This little kid who had a huge crush on me in high school added me on facebook last night and it turns out that he now already has a wife and a kid.
sexinsocks:
Today I read that if two pieces of metal touch in space, they become permanently fused together,
and it reminded me of how when I hold someone’s hand, I pretend that I don’t ever have to let go.
“Whatever you desire is already connected in some way to who you are and what you...”
– Ralph Marston (via creatingaquietmind)
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
